You are...

ALICIA!

While not vertically gifted you're ready to kick anyone's ass who points it out. Not brightest crayon in the box, but you'd like to think you were. You're addicted to the internet... Life, what's that? You're into Anime that you're practically Japanese. You're extremely annoying most of time -- people savor those few moments when you're quiet. In short (ha ha ha, shut up) you're a lazy-ass procrastinator who's addicted to the internet.